This is the book I find myself reading, by myself, at 3:00 AM, with an all natural granola bar in hand to fend off the weed-induced munchies. The cover of this copy is bent and the pages are all yellowed in a used-book store sort of way, as if it had been read many times by many people. It's romantic, really. I imagine an 80 year old convicted sex-offender going to sell it when even the Viagra stopped working, reminiscing about the turning of its pages from his college days.
Alien sex.
"Sensitive, Evocative, Literary Gems..." -Venice
Points Awarded for Greatness...
1) Alien Sex "award-winning writers tackle such intriguing issues as sex by telepathy, the pick-up scene on Mars, and sex with superman" [Plus 3]
2) "For my sister, Lori" The editor dedicated an alien sex novel to her sister. [Plus 20]
3) A few of the titles:
- "Her Furry Face" [Plus 3]
- "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" [Plus 1]
- "Dancing Chickens" [Plus 3]
- "All My Darling Daughters" (incest) [Plus 1]
- "Omnisexual" [Plus 1]
4) One of them is a poem.
"The sun shines through the window
Warming her back
Where two streams of blood
Course from her shoulder blades
Down her back
To his groin.
He mounts her from behind."
(Page 301, "Picture Planes") [Plus 4]
5) Title and content. Aliens and sex are two of my favorite things. [Plus 10]
Total: 46 Points.
Juice ex machina
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