Two New Songs

Winter Song

It's the most beautiful and fitting song I've heard in such a long time. And by fitting, I mean that it is winter and you're lonely and loveless.

Listen.

It's lovely.

By Ingrid Michaelson and Sarah Bareilles

You and I

So pretty! It's by Ingrid Michaelson and Jason Mraz. When you listen to it, it is like the song is having sex with your heart. "Let's get rich and buy our parent's homes in the south of france lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance"

Just listen. Your ears will be dripping sperm and heart's blood by the time you're done.

Stumble Upon

This is website is amazing! 

Just click on the button on the top corner that says "stumble" and it brings you to the most amazing, weird, random websites. 

Stoners call it "the new itunes Visualizer" 

It brought me to a wikipedia list of unusual deaths, a virtual microwave, a website that will play any song, and a video of a baby rapping.

Stumble Upon

It is this website that helped me find the great photo above. 

Doing the Grownup

This is actually the most amazing song in the world.  It will make you want to  boogie-oogie like there's no tomorrow. It will consume your thoughts. Its edgy lyrics will titillate you in ways you never imagined. It's a hidden gem in the music community. It was made on Garage Band. Doing the grownup, boxers down. 

Myspace.com/captainclothingmusic. "Doing the Grownup"

"Alien Sex: 19 Tales by the Master's of Science Fiction"

This is the book I find myself reading, by myself, at 3:00 AM, with an all natural granola bar in hand to fend off the weed-induced munchies. The cover of this copy is bent and the pages are all yellowed in a used-book store sort of way, as if it had been read many times by many people. It's romantic, really. I imagine an 80 year old convicted sex-offender going to sell it when even the Viagra stopped working, reminiscing about the turning of its pages from his college days. 

Alien sex.

"Sensitive, Evocative, Literary Gems..." -Venice

Points Awarded for Greatness...

1) Alien Sex "award-winning writers tackle such intriguing issues as sex by telepathy, the pick-up scene on Mars, and sex with superman" [Plus 3]

2) "For my sister, Lori" The editor dedicated an alien sex novel to her sister. [Plus 20]

3) A few of the titles:

• "Her Furry Face" [Plus 3]
• "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" [Plus 1]
• "Dancing Chickens" [Plus 3]
• "All My Darling Daughters" (incest) [Plus 1]
• "Omnisexual" [Plus 1]

4) One of them is a poem. 

"The sun shines through the window

Warming her back

Where two streams of blood

Course from her shoulder blades 

Down her back

To his groin.

He mounts her from behind."

(Page 301, "Picture Planes") [Plus 4]

5) Title and content. Aliens and sex are two of my favorite things. [Plus 10]

Total: 46 Points. 

Juice ex machina

Deux ex machina: 

-noun

• a god introduced into an ancient Greek or Roman play to resolve the entanglements of the plot.
• a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or as is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly to provide a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.

Juice:

-noun

(noun, verb, juiced, juicing) 

• the natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a plant or one of its parts, esp. of a fruit: orange juice
• essence, strength, or vitality: He's still full of the juice of life!
  
• slang: alcoholic liquor 
  

Juice ex machina